@Hotdog Head Do you mean one full of unstable dynamite?

Ooh! Look at me, I've got a fuckin' iPhone! I'm so awesome! Just gonna casually infer that my social status is higher than everyone by off-handedly mentioning my cool, expensive smart phone!

Avengers. (Dramatic pause). Assemble.

Captain America didn't burst onto the scene with charisma pouring out of his ass, though. He was just some awkward kid who was suddenly thrust into this role, and he grew into the inspirational figure. So what if he doesn't inspire great confidence right off the bat. He grows into it.

Shoot, I should go back and read that again. I never even thought of that.

I don't think Miles ever said he couldn't necessarily hear what the son said with the ashes, he just told him that he'd lied. He was havin some daddy issues and passing them off on Walt's bro-in-law.

Best Nicky and Paolo reference ever?
Miles referring to them as "two jabronis" with 8 million dollars in diamonds. Loved it.

Season 6 at least had the unexpected development of a nuke going off in LA to make it seem exciting at the start.

I was so expecting…
there to be a cougar or something in Dana's apartment when she went to meet the ex. He seems unhinged enough to own one. Or be married to it.

And what, his power will be revealed to actually come from microscopic organisms called medichlorians, as opposed to a radioactive spider bite?

Hastings
He has a George Mason and Ryan Chappelle written all over him. He's an oblivious douche, but somehow he'll redeem himself and die in the process. Just when he starts turning audience opinion in his favor, he'll be put in a life and death situation (where he'll die) and his family will probably be introduced.

Am I alone…
In thinking that basketball commentator sketch was gold? I couldn't stop laughing at that one. Sure it was kind of silly, but they all seemed so dedicated to it, even if Sir Charles was trying his hardest to not crack up at Samberg.

Speaking of Kick-Ass, Mark Millar will be reteaming with Civil War and Old Man Logan artist Steve McNiven for Nemesis, a series Millar describes as, "What if Batman was a total cunt?" and Marvel is promoting with the less entertaining "What if Batman was the Joker?"

That's basically the point of what I am getting at. Movies with colons in the title suck.

The Trinity of Awfulness in 2009
At least for me it was X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, and Dragonball: Evolution. Those movies were an absolute shit storm. They just made me angry. I didn't have any hopes for Shit Fucker and DBE, but Wolverine could have been good. Or it could have at…

Even better would be "John the Analrapist".

I saw a flyer in Nashville…
…for a band called Julius Seizure.

Oh, forgot:
Inglourious Basterds - (if not the opening scene) The beerhall
Cloverfield - When the monster first attacks
The Hangover - "The wolf pack"

Some of my picks
Life Aquatic - Finally seeing the Jaguar Shark
The Dark Knight - The bank robbery opening
Up - When Carl looks through the photo album and goes past the "Stuff I'm Going to Do" page
Hot Fuzz - The big shootout
No Country for Old Men - At the second hotel where Anton catches up with Llewelyn

I'd guess one of them will die this season, since they've openly declared their love for each other. Hopefully it will be Laguerta, but since she is so terrible, it'll probably be Angel. Though how they'd work that in is beyond me.