I think "Magic Mongo" is the finest thing I've read in a very long time, and plan on calling at least 1 person that before the day is out.

I wasn't the one to bring up Torgo, I just ran with it. I'm aware he's not the same person as Trog (presumably).

"N-not d-d-dead like Y-Y-YOU know it."

Apprehensively hopeful?

Or big knees (I think).

The awards are made of chocolate and covered with gold foil. They're in the shape of a muskrat.

A friend's mom used to say "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT" and whack her across the face when she was upset. I always wondered what purpose she thought that would serve. Yes, you are capable of administering pain to your already-upset kid. Is that the lesson?

It is sad that I have seen all 3 Jack Frost movies (that I'm aware exist). I have to say the greatest one is the Russo-Finnish fairy tale. That thing is freaking awesome. Jack Frost the horror film is pretty great, though it's in a "god-this-is-so-bad-it's-awesome-again" way.

Fokker - it STINKS!
A for effort, and you remembered the "OK" hand sign, which escaped me.

Yes Harold. Yes you can. If we can get my drunk stepdad started on Connery it'll be for the good of everyone.

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

Andy's still there (at least, he was present in the office). Maybe they shoved him in the coat closet?

I liked that bit too. Helps that I'm still weirded out when I realize Jim's name is really "James." (I think there's a 2nd season bit where he's called James in reference to his full name being on his emergency contacts and even Michael doesn't recognize it, or something close to that.)

How does one coach a roller derby team? I'm not being sarcastic or (intentionally) obnoxious, I am genuinely curious. How do you even get into that racket, anyway?

My boyfriend pines for Parker Posey, mostly because of her turn in Waiting for Guffman, and specifically because of the creepily inappropriate rendition of "Teacher's Pet" she performs at the audition.

blessed oil!
This was one of the funniest Haters I've read in a while. Especially the part about tying strong hair in a knot, because that aspect of hair product ads always baffled me. Also because Amelie mentioned those terrible Charmin bears AGAIN after raging about them in the PR recap, which means she is…

Sorry, I'm not a Berg fan. He couldn't draw expressions worth a shit, and his characters' heads and faces changed from panel to panel. No consistency.

Yeah, P&T do love naked ladies. Mostly P, I've noticed. But then, isn't he the one into polyamory?

It does bother me that she didn't come out with this until after her dad's death. Sort of like the Mommie Dearest thing - the accused may well have been guilty of these horrible crimes, but they're not around to defend themselves, and in both cases there was an awful lot of finger-pointing with little to no actual…

She and that California sportswriter who lamented Jaycee Dugard's ignorance about sports events need to get together and write the most insensitive, completely-off-the-point article EVER.