I have eaten so many Sour Patch Kids I burned my tongue, which put me off them for a long while. The replacement movie snack has been Sno-Caps.

No One In Particular: I'd guess he had an allergic reaction when he was really young, before he remembers it, and has just been told he's allergic ever since. My grandma got stung by a bee when she was a toddler and inflated like a Thanksgiving Day float and spent the rest of her life telling everyone she was allergic…

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Ugh, look at that smirk up there. The only worthwhile output these guys ever produced was the shit released from their tour bus onto those tourists. At least THAT was pretty funny.

Yeah, but it was funny IN SPITE OF Leno, not BECAUSE of him.

Yeah, all the kids hugging now are posers. We were hugging before it was cool.

@Zed: My friend's name is GB. Stands for "Great Britain," because his mother really liked it there, I guess. But his name is not Great Britain - just GB.
His sister's name is Paris. I assume for a similar reason.

I went to school with sisters named Treasure Cocaine and Rocksann Cocaine. Yes, their mother really, really loved blow. It's about the least classy thing ever. They were really nice girls but doomed from the start (and yes, born with drugs in their systems, according to them - they were really honest about their…

Sorry if you've already heard this, Miller, but:

TACO TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know all the lyrics to "Candy," but I do remember "I'm her Hume Cronyn/She's my Jessica Tandy/I want candy!"

Yeah, I've got money on Ames. He hasn't done anything else lately. Plus, wasn't he BibleMan? There is a costume-wearing, evangelistic precedent there, which gives him common ground with two of the characters in that photo.

Meatwad get the money, see
Meatwad get the honeys, G

Stephen is making the Donald Trump squinty-face in both photos up there, which exponentially increases his annoyingness.

Guilty as charged. Plus, I READ the book, so I am a masochist as well as a moron.

Has anyone read Stossel's book? It's alternately infuriating and unintentionally hilarious. I got it for a dollar at Half Price Books, even though it was a new copy. They had a shit-ton and apparently couldn't GIVE them away, unsurprisingly.

willows, I was coming here to bitch about the same things. The Geiss development and the baby adoption in themselves were not very strong ideas, but the show did manage to mine a lot of great laughs from them. So why did they abandon both threads without a backward glance? The Geiss thing was wrapped up almost as an…

Thank you for my first big laugh of the morning.

HEARTS POUNDIN'
VEINS CLOGGIN'

I thought she was the weakest part of The Wrestler. She wasn't necessarily a terrible actress, just sort of tone-deaf. All the other people suffering through their fucked-up lives more or less did it at a conversational level, which I thought was part of why the film worked so well. No soap opera theatrics. Then here…

"Every Breath" was about divorce? I always thought it was about a fictional stalker. I'm not doubting you, just interested. Where did you read/hear that?