I'm confused by the judges apparently ragging on some of the models' clothes. I thought the show dressed the girls? Why criticize someone for wearing the same dress twice, or "unflattering" shorts? Or were these their street clothes?

Yummsh, you're forgetting about the monster truck rally wherein Bill Murray drove the Krush King to a decisive victory over outmatched recluse J.D. Salinger and his Hummin' Hermit. Also, the gigantic go-go dance party featuring all the nude ladies that Leonard Pierce would like to see (I don't presume to know his…

AWESOME! I'll bring my bootleg of Borat, the one where the bottom-right corner of the screen is blocked out by someone's head since the movie was recorded by someone using a crappy handycam in an actual theater. Also, I have that terrible cheese popcorn that comes in the giant bags as an alternate snack.

I know! I'd resigned myself to the notion Kenny wouldn't be back for another season. YAY!!!!

Mr. Belvedere, you left out the part where I'm poor and she's fabulously wealthy.

My friend feels the same way about Billy Bob. It's sort of horrifying to me, because he reminds me a lot of this awful dude she used to be married to. I guess we know her type (smells like whiskey at 5am, humps the babysitter, buys a jetski instead of paying the rent even though they live nowhere near a lake, etc).
Bill…

Yes, AJR and Pilgrim, I know; I lead a wonderful, magical life.

Oh ba, I don't have a problem with Rashida Jones or anything. She seems like a smart lady and yes, she sounds like she does worthwhile things with her time. It's admirable she didn't run around like Paris Hilton getting famous for being the daughter of rich people instead of actually improving herself.
Alls I'm saying…

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Not to sound like That Whiner, but if I had Quincy Jones-type money, I'd go to Harvard and dabble in journalism and sing backup (but not for Maroon 5) too. I'd not necessarily be any GOOD at those things, but I'd sure the hell do them.
For the record, I'd sing backup for someone who absolutely didn't want it or…

My Mom the Car…Who Played Basketball

And coming from El Santo, a criticism of Mexican Coke carries a LOT of weight. A luchador is pretty much the authority on Mexican foodstuffs, I'd think.

Hi, ZMF! I haven't seen you around here much lately.

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Mexican Coke is rad. As well as Dr. Pepper from the plant in Dublin, TX. You don't notice how different the flavors of sugar and HFCS are until you actually get to sample them. Well, I didn't, anyway.

Rourke's pretty much earned the right to do what he wants. Anyone willing to do THAT to his own face deserves to just go nuts and have our respect.

Well said, Real Karatloz. This is a kick in the teeth. Right at quitting time, too, when I thought it'd all be uphill from here.

Chubby, I was just about to mention that. I couldn't decide if I liked Mizrahi more or less when he molested Scarlett Johanssen. I mean, on the one hand, wouldn't we all reach out and give a honk if given the opportunity? But on the other, if he weren't so obviously, flamingly gay, wouldn't people have been up in…

Zombie - if 32 is considered "get off my lawn age," I'll just go hang myself now. I'm only 4 years away.

Wow, beatnik, you flatter. I'm creeping inexorably toward 30 and am no longer considered the "whippersnapper" of any group I frequent except at work. Thanks for taking me back to my salad days for a moment.

I spent a couple of years there, before the base closed and my family was transferred again (I was a Navy brat). I really loved it in Massachusetts. I always talk of going back, but the cost of living's so much better where I am now. Still have several friends there I keep in touch with.

That's what I always called him in my head too. Nice to meet you: I've finally found the one other person who watched Parker Lewis Can't Lose.