I'm having the same issue, Phel. If I have to look at that flabby, rubbery chunk of pig face one more time I'm going to barf.

Well, then, yeah…sounds like they're assholes, all right.

Well, it was after last call on a Saturday, so I guess it technically was Sunday morning…

When you coming to Fort Worth, ZMF???

I make beer cheese for parties. It's pretty good, actually. Of course, you have to like the taste of beer to enjoy it. Eat it with sourdough bread - there are few finer snacks when you're tanked.

I have never. EVER. been drunk enough to want these. And I've been pretty drunk. REALLY drunk. Drunk enough to spend time in the pokey for peeing on the side of a church while drunk. (I didn't know it was one, I swear.)

What? Pray tell, Lemur - I never heard any tales of the Herr family before. What did they do/say? (I'm not being sarcastic, I was genuinely ignorant of any misdeeds.)

Cajun Crawtators are pretty damn good. Where I live in Texas, they're readily available at grocery stores and bodegas. Good snacking, though you do want a drink, as they can get a little spicy after a while.

With the moustache, Rivers looks a LOT like this gay truck driver who comes into my work all the time. That is truly a 'stache to behold.

Sweet. You've got yourself a loyal customer.

I would totally wear a shirt that said "WHERE'S MY CATAMARAN".

Whoa, Ed, are you my brother? 'Cause if I had a nickel for every time my mom said juuust that…

Heeee…bromantic partners.

I never thought about it before, but yeah, CYBILL sort of was an AB-FAB ripoff. I did love Christine Baranski. I always wondered what kind of foul-mouthed dialogue she could rip into if only it aired on pay cable. But then, Cybill Shepherd didn't deserve a break like that.

I never thought about it before, but yeah, CYBILL sort of was an AB-FAB ripoff. I did love Christine Baranski. I always wondered what kind of foul-mouthed dialogue she could rip into if only it aired on pay cable. But then, Cybill Shepherd didn't deserve a break like that.

Women are complicated sexually, and men are (comparatively) simpler. This is not news. It IS nice to have a study to finally back up some of the generalizations, though.

I always did. Hodgman = waaaay more likeable than that smug douchebag.

Is he the landlord from the first few episodes of Flight of the Conchords? I'm too lazy to look it up on IMDB.

For the record - and I'm writing this so late after everyone else that I know it won't get read - but I rapped. On a song. Called Pussy Punch. With a friend. It is findable on myspace, but I will not reveal where - this is just the kind of embarrassing self-disclosure I like to make to remind myself and others what a…

Sorry, mbs - you and I seem to agree on a lot of stuff, but I just didn't like Very Bad Things. I like black comedy, but I just didn't think this was executed very well; snarky scenery-chewers like Christian Slater just can't do subtlety, and I think a black comedy needs a deft touch. I liked Jon Favreau and Daniel…