Agreed on the Polynesian linebackers thing.

Does it turn you on or off that she still breastfeeds her 4-year-old daughter?

a movie 12 years too late
This seems like the kind of vehicle that would have been written for Chris Farley. (Though I guess Kevin James wasn't a terrible 2nd choice for the part of an overweight lovable loser who pratfalls all over the place because OMG! he's chubby!).

"ALL OF US!"

Yessss. MC5. Are they in the Hall of Fame yet? Or have they been snubbed too?

Didn't Trent Reznor start recording as NIN in Cleveland? Not that this makes the city a bastion of rock n roll, or anything.

They seem to have been building up to that. Michael was always so deferential to Wallace before, but since he transferred Holly and forced an end to their relationship, Michael's been downright snippy with him. There's gonna be a typically-Michael passive-aggressive showdown before too long.

Touche. However, my hair is indeed mobile. I don't think hers would flutter in a stiff wind…

It's her hair-helmet that's really distressing me.

exploitativenessosity
I don't normally watch the show, but caught the segment tonight with Nicewonder, the bleach-blonde dude from the deep South. I realized I am becoming an old fart, because I couldn't laugh at all at the deeply slimy exploitation of a profoundly untalented, deluded, emotionally unstable person. I…

hmm.
At first I misread the line in the middle of the review, and thought there WAS a scene of DeNiro and Pacino, side by side in matching bathtubs. The odd thing is that neither surprised me nor made me want to watch the film.

Oh, and thanks Phel, but I'm no Cate Blanchett…

No, I used to be the commenter known as yeah!

Why, thank you, anonymous love.

Floyd - I won't pretend it was a great film, but I made it all the way through, which is more than I can say for some of the other films my ex-roommate made me watch.

Save the Last Dance is indeed a guilty pleasure. It's such a piece of crap, but for some reason I watched it with my old roommate and found myself rooting for whats-her-name and whats-his-name to make up and all that shit by the end of it. I felt kind of embarrassed, really.

I remember liking the cartoon as a kid, but even then I thought Bobby's voice was really annoying. Like a squeakier version of Meatwad on Aqua Teen, if I recall correctly.

How I wish I hadn't read your comment, Senor Rodriguez. I was happier when I lived in a world ignorant of a Faith Hill cover of "Piece of My Heart." Sigh.