Superman shows us there is nothing wrong with heroes being, y'know, HEROES! Despite his great power, he is always humble and puts others before himself. He knows he is essentially a god so he puts those godly powers to as much use as possible. The fact that he refuses to kill is a great sign of his nobility because,…

Superman shows us there is nothing wrong with heroes being, y'know, HEROES! Despite his great power, he is always humble and puts others before himself. He knows he is essentially a god so he puts those godly powers to as much use as possible. The fact that he refuses to kill is a great sign of his nobility because,…

Arky Ark and the Funky Bunch.

Arky Ark and the Funky Bunch.

Also Enkidu would need to be changed into a chick to avoid gay panic.

Also Enkidu would need to be changed into a chick to avoid gay panic.

My toe! My toe!

My toe! My toe!

If this show was made by the AV Club it would be called House…

If this show was made by the AV Club it would be called House…

Missed opportunity for a cameo from the Galactic Entity.

Missed opportunity for a cameo from the Galactic Entity.

I saw the trailer for this movie and it had a Last of the Mohicans reference in it. This pissed me off not just on the basis of using a reference from an adult movie but because it's not even a movie that has been absorbed into the pop cultural osmosis like The Godfather or The Matrix so that kids might have kind of…

I saw the trailer for this movie and it had a Last of the Mohicans reference in it. This pissed me off not just on the basis of using a reference from an adult movie but because it's not even a movie that has been absorbed into the pop cultural osmosis like The Godfather or The Matrix so that kids might have kind of…

You see, the snow on the roof is too heavy, you see, the ceiling will cave in! His brains are in terrible danger!

You see, the snow on the roof is too heavy, you see, the ceiling will cave in! His brains are in terrible danger!

This comment gets 3.5 stars out of 5.

This comment gets 3.5 stars out of 5.

I guess he didn't piss the bed enough.

I guess he didn't piss the bed enough.