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Why'd you use the header from The Human Centipede: Full Sequence?

That deer gonna get raped.

An idea wearing another idea's hat?

You come at tha king you best protect ya neck!

Nature can be lethal, but it doesn’t hold a candle to man. Now, you’ve
seen how bad things can get and how quickly they can get that way.
Well, they can get a whole lot worse. So, we’re not going to fight
anymore! We’re going to pull together and find a way to get out of
here! First we’re going to seal off this…

When Annie came in to talk to Jeff about his toast, I was hoping her side of the discussion would be entirely in humming and girly-squeaking noises. 

I…would like to hear more of Rashida Jones' Russian accent.

This review has balls giving that score. But I think it's the deciding factor in me buying the game.

"NOOOOO!"

But then how is there a review?

FINLAND!

I know the game isn't very hot, but I can't help but be intrigued since its premise sounds very similar to Rodger Zelazny's Lord of Light. Except with some Fist of the North Star yelling.

I can't remember which one but I know I enjoyed the skits in a Masta Ace album where he would hang out with his cousin and try and set him up with a date. Those where pretty funny.

"I shall fetch a rug!"

I was really hoping Mr. Met would get decapitated at the end.

I wish there was more scenes with just Ben and Dave alone. Never before have I seen such a masterful display of awkward-to-awkward combat.

That one is right up there with "Literally-Figuratively scour the Earth."

Well while everyone is busy saying how this review is wrong, I just want to say that I'm really starting to like Kriss. I like how he is basically the antithesis to Liz's past boyfriends. Liz's past boyfriends had lot's of build up to them while we are immediately presented with Kriss. Her other boyfriends seemed…

No they're not.