I'm really tired of series from other mediums needing to validate themselves by making a movie. Video games get treated worst because they're treated as just something for losers and babies so they can change it however the hell they want when they make the film. If you want to branch your franchise out so that it…

A white kid singing along to Jessie J. Pass.

Well now that I've actually seen what Not Mengele's masterpiece looks like I think it's safe to say that this movie isn't as nausea fueling as people think and instead just really shitty.

Hord on Kyru, I bereeve in yuuuuuuuu!

Fuck you.

I'd like to see someone turn you into a Lego Candle.

You could abbreviate it to mmmm and pretend you're Homer Simpson.

You just need to add a shot of Kevin Clash's hand slowly crawling into Elmo's hoo-ha.

Joey was a friend of mine.

Y U NO REHIRE BRUCE GREENWOOD!?

Hey Malkovich think fast! *throws punch instead of cup*

I do.

That isn't Korean.

Well you fail to see that a lot of nerd heroes often fall into voice acting because no bigger productions give a shit about them. Sometimes this actually works well for them and gives them a new field to excel in. Cases in point Mark Hamil, Keith David, Claudia Black,etc.

One of the few things I liked about these movies was Captain Lennox, who was a competent and smart man who actually does some cool things unlike the constantly stammering and screaming  LeStupid. If they just give him some more characterization he could easily be the new protagonist. I'm sure Josh Duhamel wouldn't…

They Are The Resurrection.

I won't be satisfied with Nolan's vision of Batman until my namesake is featured in a film.

Morrissey is the Morrissey of things.

Inhumanoids dang it!

A Giant