I come from that future where everyone looks like Tiger Woods.

Can't they just get Charlie Kaufman to write up a script for Being Charlie Sheen? It'd be like Evan Almighty.

Should of just had a Terry movie.

He he, "higher" budget.

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That's Das Racist.

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It was a very surreal moment in my childhood where I was watching an episode of Jimmy Neutron and Mel Brooks was the voice of Santa Claus.

Drop it. Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!

Someone's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!

PUDDINUNTHAWRIZZ!

He's the inspiration for his son's interest in writing zombie fiction.

I'd rather drink some Schimtts Gay.

Mango Mistaken Sexuality

How about a show about twin brothers. One's a sexually voracious Bisexual and the other is a stuck up Aesexual. Think of all the wacky hi-jinks that arise when they are mistaken for each other! Also one is vegan and the other is a cannibal.

Donate $25 and we'll send Tori Amos to your house. Donate $50 and we won't send Tori Amos to your house.

They both kind of look like the drug-addicted parents in a Lifetime movie I was forced to watch in Spanish class.

Odd Future is ICP for Black people.

You guys gave their last two albums an A- and a B+ so your snark cannot be interpreted as negative sarcasm.

I have to disagree. Volume One was more "Aw how cute. Let's put your album up on the fridge for everyone to see." Her singing was good but many of the songs fell flat and were awfully short, no thanks due to the abuse of fade outs. The songs on Volume Two were much more well rounded and not as filler-y. And I think…