*Sly Stallone joke*

Hasn't
anyone told him by now that the navel is just what remains on the stomach when the doctor removes an infant from the umbilical cord?

So when is Christopher Nolan going to do his gritty realistic reboot?
Such a shame. The first two movies where fond parts of my childhood. The third one was little more than a showcase of 3-D crap flying at your face, in fact the 3-D glasses where part of the plot. Despite the original Spy Kids now being Spy Fuckable…

Prequel.
Blade Walker.

If we get an Eye of Argon movie we better also get Atlanta Nights.

Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper.
I just hope that if they ever make a Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser movie Hollywood doesn't screw that up. Probably would be filled with lots of "queer" jokes.

What a shame.
He was a good man.

Tits or GTFO

Extra tall 'ems
(I know I got) Directing Skillz

So…
Foreplay in the Suburbs?

Really
this movie speaks for itself.

Only if Chris Tucker gets to eat shit.

The Human Ouroboros: Cums Full Circle
Better yet The Human Pushmi-Pullyu. Sure would make Uncle Hank happy.