Who's this guy again?

Now that I've read this article, do I even need to bother seeing the movie? How different can it possibly be from these paragraphs, and the timing is very confusing.

Now that I've read this article, do I even need to bother seeing the movie? How different can it possibly be from these paragraphs, and the timing is very confusing.

Give me one sentence worth of snark and I can be an expert on any subject that gets thrown on the table.

Give me one sentence worth of snark and I can be an expert on any subject that gets thrown on the table.

If smart people had smart kids, and stupid people had stupid kids, the human race would hit the wall a lot sooner than 2505. Or 2012.

If smart people had smart kids, and stupid people had stupid kids, the human race would hit the wall a lot sooner than 2505. Or 2012.

Let the inevitable backlash begin…

Let the inevitable backlash begin…

TL;DR

TL;DR

"Magic Screen and I are cousins."

"Magic Screen and I are cousins."

I would have said it wasn't possible for Glen Beck to be the lesser shithead of any pair.

I would have said it wasn't possible for Glen Beck to be the lesser shithead of any pair.

I think it says something about the religious mind.

I think it says something about the religious mind.

I love that Lisa thinks God can tell the difference between the contestants on the show. She politely allows that His Great Plan might be beyond her comprehension and thus call for someone other than her to win, but there's no doubt in her mind that He is paying close attention to the ebb and flow of the alliances.

I love that Lisa thinks God can tell the difference between the contestants on the show. She politely allows that His Great Plan might be beyond her comprehension and thus call for someone other than her to win, but there's no doubt in her mind that He is paying close attention to the ebb and flow of the alliances.

If it involves zombies, it's the business of the AV Club.