"Pictured above: nine mannequins from our "detached and disaffected" line, designed for use primarily in Gap stores."

At the end of the photoshoot the cast turned and walked, one after another like lemmings, off the edge of the staircase to their deaths.

At the end of the photoshoot the cast turned and walked, one after another like lemmings, off the edge of the staircase to their deaths.

You're way off. It was that fort in Texas. "Remember the Appalling!"

You're way off. It was that fort in Texas. "Remember the Appalling!"

I'm not sure most of you know what "appalling" means.

I'm not sure most of you know what "appalling" means.

*dreamy hillbilly accent* Smilings my faaaaavorite!

*dreamy hillbilly accent* Smilings my faaaaavorite!

"After seventeen motionless hours, the "painfully awkward, forced-smile contest" was declared a draw."

"After seventeen motionless hours, the "painfully awkward, forced-smile contest" was declared a draw."

Did they always have this much slide-whistle, and I only started noticing it tonight? Every time something creepy or mysterious happened, they'd start in with the spoooOOOoooky slide-whistling, and it would crack me up.

Did they always have this much slide-whistle, and I only started noticing it tonight? Every time something creepy or mysterious happened, they'd start in with the spoooOOOoooky slide-whistling, and it would crack me up.

It's worse than you think… BOTH sides pooped.

It's worse than you think… BOTH sides pooped.

Hang your head and depart the Internet, Sir.

Hang your head and depart the Internet, Sir.

How hard do we think their media editors fought to use the image of Rihanna all beat up as the bumper before she came on?

How hard do we think their media editors fought to use the image of Rihanna all beat up as the bumper before she came on?

Or her long legs, flat stomach and perfect breasts.