against atlanta: weird words (phrases?) like "ATL4LYF".

@cavedweller: all those links were public. and i love you for it. good new hiphop? yes please.

i'm not sure how much business i have mentioning this, seeing as i'm in a relationship from which i have no intention of straying, but i may be in the friend zone of a girl who is on the lookout for a fuckbuddy. i should offer assistance.

Penguin: "Oh, first to WIN four games…"

TLAOTA: that's not the "friend zone of a swinger", that's the swinger zone. or the fuckbuddy zone. either way, pretty far from the third world as esplained above. we should al be so lucky.

agreed; the random hookup turning into a relationship tends to be my modus operandi. as well as the MO as most of my social circle. i'm trying to remember any of my "datey-dates" right now and failing miserably. i do remember taking my friend's sister out to dinner on my 17th bday and her ordering a giant mid-rare…

i have been through long-term (5 year) and short-term (nanoseconds) relationships and every time one ends, without fail, it feels simultaneously like a brand new day and the end of the fucking world. having recently hit the 3-0 has been absolutely terrifying and invigorating. i'm now in (another) committed…

first LOL of this thread. Czar ftw. thankyou thankyou thankyou.

oh man, no more rereading old posts. "voyage of the mimi"? my 5th grade science teacher threw me out of class one time.

very much agreed, jd666. too many spend too much time on avc compaining or deconstructing. thanks for leaving me my beloved calvin and hobbes, y'all. (although now i gotta keep reading the rest of these. cross yr fingers.)

i think analcunt's title's kill all cannibal corpse's ones. that being said, "meathook sodomy" makes me grin every time.

the mike fox thing was bad, but i swear that no matter how long it's been or how innocuous it now seems, i will never get his "white house dog" comment out of my head. the subsequent (read:lame-ass) denial is what made it stick in my craw.

apologies…ANTI-elitist snob. which may actually be worse.

john-motherfucking-deere (the corp) is based in my hometown. does that mean i may run into this elitist snob somewhere in the near future? possibly at my local starbucks on the way to the olive garden before catching an Avatar matinee?