Ostriches don't wear shoes.

Can't fly. Obviously.

Yeah. I know it's not a bird.

Stop what? I'm not doing anything.

What's crawled down your shorts?

Actually, I'm an idiot when it comes to relationships.

I don't know. The weather?

What are we talking about?

Don't remember.

We're dating?

She sure does.

Shit, there's a next time?

I'll bet it's the same there unless you submitted a definition.

You know, I looked up the definition of 'talk' in the dictionary, 'cause
working with you, I thought maybe I had it wrong all these years. But
no, there's nothing listed in Webster's under 'talk' that says anything
about beating the shit out of people.

Why don't you pass on the address to the guy in charge of the murder
investigation and let me go home and get some sleep? I've got a busy day
tomorrow…today.

What?

You could put us in a box and mail us somewhere.

I think you're losing it, Chief.