My personal computing device actually has a large, 70's style turntable built into the tower. You can use your "mouse" to guide a "cursor" and select various revolving speeds

Neutral Milk Hotel? Vinyl?!? I just shot some neutral milk into my cool guy jeans

he built it, and you came

Was his Operation: Dumbo Drop character snorting the Texas booger sugar?

In a world…

That is, without a doubt, the Nerdiest Photo of All Time.

I just pictured Slash behind the wheel of a Metro, and chuckled quietly to myself

I like that your wife's name is "Mrs. Bitch Hunter"

man I sounded like a shill there. FUCK CORPORATIONS!

Does Netflix suck dick with such a lack of skill that the penis remains limp during the sucking?

I'm picturing a bunch of dudes, red envelopes in one hand, their neighbor's erect penis in the other

Right, it's a little early to be writing Netflix's obituary. I imagine a lot of those angry subscribers will eventually come back once they realize that Netflix is still leagues ahead of anyone else in terms of what they offer. Netflix's days of being the only game in town are over, but I  still have a feeling they'll…

Snyder's Watchmen is like Watchmen as seen through the eyes of a 14 year old boy. It sucks that such a juicy project didn't end up in better hands, but then again, nothing Z.S. can do will cancel out the brilliance of the comic

aliens!

I'm hoping the Blu-Ray release says "Guns and Penises Edition" across the top of the box

thanks for the mammaries

banmar, I miss usenet. All those hours spent reading alt.movies.kubrick on my UNIX text interface during the Clinton administration….NOSTALGIA!

CF: Yeah. There’s a picture of me as a nun in my mother’s bathroom. [Laughs.] A lot of the time, I’ll take the job, but one of the conditions of me taking the job is that I can fuck with the dialogue. 
AVC: Sure.
CF: I don’t think it is, “Sure,” like everyone does it.

That's gotta be the Holy Grail of MILF porn

but what if she uses that chain to throttle you to death?