Remaining hopeful about the DC reboot for now. It could be good if the writers use the clean slate to tell some no nonsense, back-to-basics stories. Not that I object to the convoluted plotlines; they seem like a necessary and fun part of superhero comics, which will always be just a little ridiculous. This maneuver…

Reynolds has a pointy chin. That's…that's all I have to say

Don't try it dude, Reynolds will just cockblock you

Homophobia lemons…I like that

you're probably right. Haven't seen either since I was a jerky little kid

that holiday said it was eighteen!

Excess screamo band meat can be salted and preserved in jars

thanks!

true

Have you ever actually tried to polish a turd? It's hard to keep it intact

Watch out, if Conan corners you at a party he'll want to show you the app that turns his iPhone into sword that makes noises when you wave it around

I like the part in the original where Arnold is like, "ENOUGH TALK!" and throws a dagger at that one guy. I often wish I could do that at boring staff meetings.

Break up with her, and pursue Paul Rudd

"you must roll under your ebonics stat on 5d6 to enter this dance club"

All you need is a $6 adapter from Amazon, and you can use your mp3 player through the tape deck. Then you can listen to your Harry Potter audiobooks, and your heavy metal music

It has taken me years, but I can now confidently say that I have mastered the chord E minor.

"I am a replicant."

can't live with them…etc

Kid, I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've never seen anything that would make me believe there's one all powerful Gene Hackman controlling everything.

I like when he looks at the camera intensely.