Oh, drotohou, you know you wanna go.

aw man
I can't make it, living 1200 miles or so away, but I fully expect to see photos of how it all turned out. Maybe some shots of Gillette and Phipps slamming beers, and Nathan Rabin looking on, bemused.

Me and a buddy rented Gigli one night, then bought some 40's of Schlitz.

Binky, are you going to finish that rotten egg salad? I'm feeling a bit peckish.

huh
I checked the director, Alan Poul, on imdb.com because I have very little to do, in life. What I'm saying is, I ain't got shit goin on tonight. Anyways, he directed a few episodes of Rome, as well as Six Feet Under. I bet he learned enough about the language of film from those jobs to do a real nice job with…

Did I mention that I like Jennifer Lopez's sexy butt, which is big, and therefore sexy?

simonel, I saw Baby Mama. Let's get together to commiserate over girly shots that have very little alcohol.

Oh, here's the butt thread. Please see my above post re: her butt.

Correct, i and 1, Gosford Park rocks. It's available to stream on Netflix right now. What a movie…Altman doing a British country house murder mystery. What's not to like there?

I've seen em. I actually kind of like Blood for Dracula, if only for the part where Udo Kier vomits up blood into the bathtub. I mean, who hasn't been there?

whoa
The Wicker Man compilation was effing hilarious. Jesus.

oh yeah
Heather Locklear working at a bakery. That's believable.

Anywhere, you don't want to know. Rest assured that it is appropriately soul-killing and meaningless.

macho man!
Ralph Macchio could kick this kid's ass. Because he is forty-eight.

Actual Wikipedia quote:

Yabels, I blame them for that, too. Funny thing is, Carraba's pasta isn't even all that great.

Mongo, I picture you as Seth Rogen. Are you Seth Rogen?

Heche, I laughed my ass off

So, finding Asian women attractive is creepy?

Pinkerton beings back nice memories of sitting around my room, feeling sorry for myself, and logging onto the university's old school LINX internet browser. Ah, back when the web didn't have graphics. USENET. Alt.movies.kubrick.