Equal opportunity crap
Sassy black lady? Check

Racist.

I always thought that slogan was incredibly wrong for a restaurant.

I miss Don Lafontaine
Somehow, the "movie trailer voice" in this movie trailer doesn't sound right.

Keyboard hero
Move over Rick Wright, there's Guitar Hero news!

Monumental fail.

As I recall
"Paris je t'aime" was at most half in French.

Apologies all around. I got carried away with all the fails below.

Fail.

Am I the only one who really enjoys the input of the Gratuitous Simpsons Reference Robot?

Christ Isaac, how long did it take you to come up with that?

@Confused Canuck

I'm lame
Retroactive Firsties!

Agreed. So was the French one.

EPIC FAIL, IN ALL CAPS.

@marlay

Sweet!
I'm very happy about this.

If there's an underwear photo shoot, there might quite a lot of "bulbage" if she's not.

Isis
God I hope she's post-op.

Your sources are wrong, it's a mixed media bio-pic of Tank Johnson.