That's not a hot-take, that's a simple fact.

Wow.
I love Olivia Newton-John, but lord it must be embarrassing to realize how graceless you look dancing with an elderly man.

Oh, I saw that, but it wasn't there so much to praise "Xanadu" as to bury it.

Has there been a Xanadu hot-take yet?

Wasn't it called "Double Trouble" or something else sparklingly original?

I got a varsity letter for being the team's "manager."

Yeah…you're still not right.

Unlimitted toppin's at the St. Paul's buffet!

Interestingly, Zmed returned to Grease when it was revived in the mid-90s! He really moved up!

Team Doody!

I saw it at the midnight showing (this was pre VHS), at age 10, with my parents and sister. It was her 16th birthday and they called ahead to ask if it was appropriate for me. The theater said, "sure."

Smart kid.

It took the real world 20 years to catch up.

Also, you do realize that kids don't HAVE to eat off the "Kids' menu," right? When I was growing up I can't recall a single time my parents even LET me order a hot dog or mac and cheese at a sitdown restaurant, even if I were inclined to do so. You're the parent, you get to decide what they can and can't eat.

First off, the use of "EVOO" on menus (or in general conversation) really needs to stop. F**k you, Rachael Ray.

But Eugene is a smart-person's name?

It's got some overhead lifters and four barrel quads, oh yeah. Fuel-injection cutoff and chrome plated rods, oh yeah. With a four-speed on the floor Jill was waiting at the door. You know without a doubt they were really making out.

It's also much better FUNDED. "Frat boys" wren't able to buy huge homes in pricey neighborhoods just by being drunken assholes when I was growing up.

They would vibrate majestically.

Are their cameras EVER really off, though?