Don't mess with Cop Rock! It's underrated!

Yeah, that doesn't look at all like a 9 to me.

The Miguel/Jane chemistry made me want to see them in a series together, and then I got unspeakably sad.

Also, a lot that was new actually did happen, despite what the reviewer thought, We now know WHY Matthew Lillard is tied in with all of this. We know what the numbers are that Coopelganger is looking for. We have a pretty good idea how the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department is going to get involved in the Cooper plot.…

And I'm OK with the fact that an anonymous person whom I don't know and have no legitimate need to want to impress feels that way. Because I'm a sane adult.

I actually thought it was her pimp character from "Hung."

I like how Lynch/Frost played with our expectations by making the next syllables "ba-di-ving" rather than "by-doo-where-are-you."

I'm sure I don't know what I'll do.

No, as I pointed out, I understand the mechanism, but there is generally some sort of gain in status that comes with it and it's hard to imagine that hundreds of people on a web commenting community would spend inordinate amounts of time trying to establish that cred among total strangers whose names they don't even…

Yes, let's completely ignore the fact that most of the active contributions to the case so far have been made by her because it doesn't fit into the narrative of outrage.

I laughed out loud at that and also the "marbles" exchange and most of what happened with the Fusco Bros., which is a first for me considering I generally can't stand David Koechner.

Literally no one is going to look down on you if you don't watch "Twin Peaks."

Certain ones, sure. Like pretending to like Kendrick Lamar because he's having a moment both in the mainstream and on critics' lists. But David Lynch is someone whose most recent work has been largely ignored or outright demeaned, it's not like the rest of the world cares whether you actually like what he's doing or…

What I always find fascinating about the "emperor's new clothes" analogy is that most of the people who use it have no idea of the context of the story. The reason why people in that story pretend to like something they don't is because the subject of the story is AN EMPEROR. There is a REASON to lie because if you…

What a stunningly original observation no one else has made on these recaps.

I made the point that I, personally have no space for cooking and entertaining and don't need a stranger who knows nothing about me deciding how much space I need. But again, I'm sure you know much better about how my apartment is laid out than I do.

And I am more than happy to see local and federal governments make an effort to encourage clean energy and discourage waste through tax credits, incentives, and consumption taxing or outright banning of certain practices and materials, but you and I both know that going after these houses is a drop in the bucket as…

Wasn't he the person who took the payoff from Horne to let him smoke in a nonsmoking area?

I watched in abject tension because I was sure she was going to break the skin. Thank god Lynch held back.

In the original series, the tone/mood of the show would change abruptly from scene to scene. Blowing out the season like it's one big "episode" has meant that the tonal shifts happen now less often and in a more sustained way. I have no problem with an episode like "this" following an episode like Part 8. I like BOTH…