I loved X-Force/X-Statix, and it's nice to see the book being acknowledged in the mainstream Marvel U, but I think they're kind of missing the whole point of Doop, which is that under the "ugly-cute" comic relief factor he was pretty much an evil son of a bitch. He filmed and distributed a video of his teammate…

I loved X-Force/X-Statix, and it's nice to see the book being acknowledged in the mainstream Marvel U, but I think they're kind of missing the whole point of Doop, which is that under the "ugly-cute" comic relief factor he was pretty much an evil son of a bitch. He filmed and distributed a video of his teammate…

This is a great article, but it's founded on a premise that's not actually true. William Dozier didn't "make" Batman a comedy, despite revisionist history to the contrary. A large portion of the episodes in Batman were taken DIRECTLY from the comic book at the time. Batman the comic became campy LONG before the show…

This is a great article, but it's founded on a premise that's not actually true. William Dozier didn't "make" Batman a comedy, despite revisionist history to the contrary. A large portion of the episodes in Batman were taken DIRECTLY from the comic book at the time. Batman the comic became campy LONG before the show…

It's nice that he's now in an apologetic mood. Maybe he'll finally call up the Asian guy whose eye he knocked out and, I don't know, offer him tickets to the NKOTBSB tour or something.

Should I send you my address now, just in case?

People act like there are no money shots in gay porn, which is overwhelmingly shot with condoms. They are wrong. There are many, many money shots. Or so I've been told.

I don't know, why would they? I mean, it's not like every other international terrorist who has hijacked a plane hadn't crashed it. Oh, wait, yeah, it is.

Yes, we think he's a douchebag because he goes to church. Not because he's a thug or an idiot. Thanks for showing us the light.

Actually, I seem to recall an interview with Marky Mark where he admitted he didn't wear Calvin Kleins because they're poorly made and also because he resented that his posing in them was unexpectedly appreciated by teh gays.

This demonstrates why basically every article about Mark Wahlberg could be called, "Mark Wahlberg is a horse's ass."

Um, so what made Star Wars special?

My experience with modern Europeans is that they don't have the black/white issues that we still have in the States. Black people are still obviously a minority, but the history is just very different there. Britain, Germany, and France, at least, are all very multi-cultural (though there are always outliers).…

Presumably his kids get the rights- Lucasfilm is still a privately owned company.

You're so right about soliloquies. I mean only the hackiest of hacks actually gives actors interesting monologues. It's amazing Shakespeare got away with it back in the day.

Thanks for the clip of Mary Roos- Rowlf's German voice is, erm…really something.

Oh! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Growing? They wish! Oh! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Indeed- but nothing ruins a mood more than the constant beeping of my ankle monitor.

While I have schtupped in a New York movie theater, I never did so while actually watching the movie.