Archie: Return to Riverdale exposed itself to me when I was 13, and I still haven't recovered.

That was awesome. Did I meet you at Comic-Conor some Geeks Out event? I work at MoCCA- you seem familiar.

On the recommendation of the comments below, I just watched the Diana segment from Garfield's Nine Lives. I'm very glad I work in a semi-private cubicle, because the weeping is a little unseemly.

"I know this neurotic single woman who loves chocolate and has no nose."
"She has no nose? How does she smell?"
"Sweaty."

Beetle Bailey doesn't take a shower. And that's the best part of being in the Army.

More weird is that the musical is in continuity- it was produced (and the storyline takes place) during a hiatus of the strip. (Trudeau was heavily involved). It shows the cast graduating from college, which is never shown anywhere in the strip. When the strip came back from hiatus the events of the musical were…

Actually, I'm pretty sure Tale Spin was based on Tales of the Gold Monkey. Seriously.

If I recall correctly, the Buddy bears were one of Mark Evanier's ideas. He talks about them somewhere on his blog. (Evanier is kind a of a pop culture polymath who has a lot of TV writing background but is perhaps best known as the co-creator of Groo the Wanderer.) You can do a search at www.newsfromme.com

Witless Shrugged.

Sure. Why aren't there apartment buildings for men? It's a mancession, amiright?

Armond White was in the Port Authority Men's Room when I did him. I was really flattered when he told me I was the best he'd ever had, until I read his review of Jack and Jill.

Is it wrong that, even without seeing this show or Brad's partner, I still think I have a reasonably good idea which one of them is the top?

Welcome to mirf.

I may have to re-evaluate my policy of formulating my ideology based on American Idol contestants' insight.

Are there glasses that can turn a 3D movie into a 2D one?

I've seen a number of their pranks (and participated in one a few years ago), and most of them have ended with spectators applauding, so…

Isn't that pretty much exactly what the No Pants Ride does? I thought the whole gimmick was to stay in character.

So, you mean, like, everything in the world?

What a way to die- he leaves behind nothing but Snickers.

I'm nostalgic for the days when you could overtly call something a "Holiday Special" without Fox News and its followers declaring that you were waging war on Christmas.