Are you TRYING to make me cry?

But what about explosions?

I'm pretty sure circus performers already are aliens.

It'd be pretty cool to see the naval battle reenactments.

I went to a circus about 4 years ago, but it was in a civic center, not a tent.

Oh man, I had such a huge crush on the Pink Ranger. I always identified most with the Blue Ranger, because he was smart and wore glasses like me. A couple years ago I learned he was gay, and it threw me into an existential crisis.

I, too, destroyed my sister's Barbies. Did you know that they can do the splits front-back fine, but side-side splits break their legs off? This is true of all Barbies except for Gymnastics Barbie. Also, once you pull their heads off once, they never really stay on after that.

HEY, do NOT diss "Chariots of Fire"! It has the best opening music ever!

I'm just amused he called the Glee version "dinky". The original version has the xylophone, which is the epitome of dinky-ness (dinkiness?).

"You didn't have to cuuuut me offffffff!" - That's what his dick said.

At least you didn't give away the plot twist.

*droll

I would love to be paid millions to be dead for most of a movie.

I am impressed by your creativity and persistence in expressing that you would very much like to engage in sexual activity with him.

Ugh, the pain of being a sports fan in DC.

Stop with your reasonable explanations. We want blind outrage! It's killjoys like you that caused the end of lynch mobs. Can't we just have a good old fashioned witch hunt every now and then?

She definitely had the worst acting of Godfather Part III. I can never forgive her for that.

This would be funny, but there was a guy in my college dorm who did exactly this. I always figured he was closet gay, but he's married (to a female), so…I could still be right.

I recently started watching In Plain Sight, about the US Marshals working witness protection. It's an interesting premise, but the heroine gets on my nerves. She's supposed to be tough and blunt and no nonsense, with a dash of tragic past from when her dad walked out on her family. What actually happens is that the…

Here ya go. Documented proof that he's a whiny little bitch.