I though it was something Amelie Gillette made up too! I guess I am no longer a part of any major target audience anymore since I no longer can tell the difference between what is real entertainment to people and what is satire meant to deride those people. Oh well, back to being a lonely curmudgeon I guess.

I hate the marketing for this movie…
Because it's everywhere I look, and shiny, and stupid. Half of all products this summer seem to either have Iron Man or Carrie Bradshaw shilling for them.

For John Lennon's abuse allegation, see wife BEFORE Yoko Ono, Julian's mother. I am not sure about "beating" though, but he was pretty douchey to her by any standard according to just about every source that ever talked about it ever.

I can't tell if I can write her off as a conscious, self-aware, gold digger type playing it off that she's actually loyal or the truly naive potential murder victim type. In either case, I sure hope Phil Spector stays away for a while this way, he can't murder her when the voices come back.

I was hoping…
You would lend your biting wit to an evisceration of Lifehouse. I went to a college whose student activities board decided to invite a performance from Lifehouse and a then unknown Michelle Branch in 2001. Not thinking "why the hell would a group of people in their early 20's go to such a thing?" the…

Exorcist III scared me shit-less. I still cry when I think of the old lady crab walking on the ceiling, snarling like a beast.

I loved his performance in A "Dungeon Siege King Tale Whatever" He was supposed to be a scary wizard, but all it did was make me scared of the real Ray Liotta.

Every single song ever written
…By The Killers.

aaaww, I heard that story…and that her favorite thing to say to everyone she meets is "I love you"

Holy crap, how many AV Club posters are from Jersey? Chris Christie is fat.

The fact that a lot of people involved in that movie died of cancer at unusually young ages has never been adequately linked to the nuclear testing done around that area, but rather to the fact that just about everyone involved in that movie, and just about everyone in Hollywood at the time, viewed a moment without…

Nevermind! my Stephen Baldwin memories are inaccurate at best, the show was called "The Young Riders," and it was about the Pony Express!

I'm sure the Jews had something to do with this…How could such a talented and reasonable guy like Stephen Baldwin fall into such hard times?? I mean, come on, he starred in Pony Express! I expect the Zionists are behind this…

hahaha
Wow, talk about no sense of humor. Kind of like the rather famous image of a man holding a badly translated poster "Behead those who call Islam violent!"

Posting too late in a thread that no one will read…despite this I have come to say Bon Jovi sucks, just because they can run around energetically on stage while sucking doesn't mean they suck any less…and your right, someone should tell The Stones, exactly that.

In defense of Nathan Rabin…Some criticism is to be expected against a.v. club writers here, but I often wondered about the self-absorbed, bottom feeding, hipster scum that post 200 word vicious tirades in these boards and then come back and do it again. Because when I don't like a website, or a forum, I don't even…

Try saying as deadpan as you possibly can; "They are a Christian rap group. A Christian clown rap group" to yourself, I can't stop laughing.

Good call on the smashing pumpkins, but I feel it's an obvious one. Out of the 16 or so people nationwide that listened the the last "Smashing Pumpkins" album I wonder how many people were actually able to listen all the way through.

I used to say Maladroit was ok too. But I think that's because so much of Weezer's work is so mind numbingly awful that a forgettable, mediocre album like Maladroit comes off as "yeah, remember that one Weezer album that was alright a couple years ago?…What was it called again?"

I am totally shocked…
A Hollywood actress that's melodramatic, dishonest, and shallow? I can't believe I am hearing this! All of my previously held beliefs have been shattered!