The one about Adult Babies was…eye-opening.

How to best handle a double-homicide?

Jandek may or may not be proof of that- I'm pretty sure that the representative from Corwood Industries isn't exactly human.

God, I hope the Jonas Brothers go all Monkees on the world. John Zorn needs to go on their TV show and dress like one of the brothers Jonas while they dress like John Zorn, and he can destroy a car.

Ummm
Oh-kaaaaaay.

Were I a stripper, I would have a routine set to the entirety of Earth 2. Man, it would be awesome.

"He should get Jeff Mangum for the soundtrack. Would that not be fucking awesome? "

I've actually seen it! It was on some cable channel when I was around 8 or 9 years old, and while I remember very little about it, I will always remember that it existed. I remember the part in the orphanage, that's about it.

The fact that I didn't even notice says a lot about my age.

I use that quote on an almost daily basis. It's so useful!

The daughter was a midget hooker the whole time.

I've never been to Olive Garden, but my mom's family is actually Italian and so they can actually cook authentic Italian food for dirt cheap and it rules.

I listened to the Backstreet Boys/NSYNC/et. al. as a wee child (I liked the gay spaceman). Now I listen to Japanese harsh noise and Frank Zappa.

I remember 9 Caronas. It was HILARIOUS when I was 12.

When you crazy kids experience the joys of playing the Gerogerigegege's "Night EP" for people, come talk to me.

I was eating dinner with my dad last night and this song came on the radio. My dad said to me, "Hey! The Clash!"

See, that's what I don't understand. I'm a skinny woman, but I'm still ugly (this isn't 'boo-hooing', but being told so and/or being ignored by the male population), so I'm still not real?

Snoop on This American Life would be fucking amazing.

It was Valentine's Day!

My brother watched that movie a lot when we were kids.