Dirty Jobs porn would get pretty weird.

Watchmen II: Take THAT, Alan Moore!

After a year and a half of Dead devotion, I hardly ever listen to them anymore (maybe not being a hippie-type helps? I don't know). However, Europe '72 is awesome, and I would also reccommend "Live/Dead".

It's a common phrase, sorry to say, but it is a hilarious one.

My brother went to high school with the FoW bassist, so he kinda-sorta likes them as a result.

I've had a plan for at least a year now to start a metal band called Krauthammer.

4-7 are the bomb.

Since I actually am graduating high school this year, this was quite an interesting list from all you old curmudgeons.

Gentle Herpes-

Octomom! Half-mom, half-octopus!

I see your Hubert and raise you a Jarvis.

From what I understand, MTV also used to play old Residents videos (stuff for The Commercial Album, and possibly even Third Reich 'n' roll). I cannot imagine the adolescent mindfucks that ensued.

Please forgive me, Jose Jones, but I believe you are befuddled, yes?

The "Nabin Game":

I don't know if Benecio del Toro can do it for me. Personally, the pinnacle of his acting career was his interpretation of the line "I GOT IT FOR CUTTIN' LIIIMMMEEEES MAAAANNN!!!!"

Or even "Rocko's Modern Life", which taught me:

I would totally go for 606-0842. Sadly, whenever anyone called, I'd caterwaul: "YOUR NUMBER'S BEEN DISCONNECTEEEEEDDDD!!!!" but that is why I'm careful with money.

Long-Ball Larry!

I am actually a member of the first graduating class of my high school, which, since it is happening in the spring, has yet to produce any famous alumni.

When I was a freshman (in high school), I once spent a Saturday night with my parents watching a seemingly ancient Lawrence Welk rerun on the local PBS station. We pretended to get really into it and excited.