"Para chuparse los dedos," or with the addition of "como" in front, is a super common phrase, and I've seen it in several advertisements in Mexico. I don't think you can trademark it. It would be like trademarking "tastes delicious." Frivolous imo.

I give up. I guess I'll have to settle for permanently rock-hard nips.

Not a fan of necklaces.

How I Broke The Condom, According To Your Mother.

Guac, hermano, guac.

*attempts banana-pierced nipples…5 hours later storms off in frustration*

Please, don't put that on my tombstone.

Your PS2 still works? Mine died years ago.

He's suspended for giving Lebron a dirty look.

My hot dog is no exception.

Likewise, dude.

Ben will re-name it The Boston Sludge Party.

He was the best thing about Boardwalk. I wish he'd survived and we'd gotten a spinoff.

Hawt…I mean that's terrible.

Live in the now: 1978.

All I remember is "Telling the truth can be dangerous business, honest and popular don't go hand-in-hand."

Ramsay's gonna choke on a bag of castrated dicks.

It turns out Ignatiy is that guy from Ancient Aliens.

I love Wall-E

I screened that in grad school for my dept's film series, and I didn't realize it didn't have English subtitles, people were pissed at me. I loved it.