Hawt

Hey, he didn't bring her bowling. He didn't rent her shoes. He's not buying her a beer.

The burrito is just using you to hasten the journey to its god: a porcelain bowl.

Who the fuck doesn't?

That dude'll bang anyone with an imdb page.

Are you talking about my erection? If so, thank you, good sir/madam.

Breakfast Bagel has the night off.

Paging Whovian…Hello, Mr. Whovian?!

But you know the letters, show off!

No, if Poopy thinks he can do better than Taylor, I have a psychiatrist he should talk to.

He's 35, she's 26. I need to start dating women 9 years younger than me. The wife is cool with it, but I have a feeling she'll have an easier time dating guys 9 years younger than her than I will…I may need to re-think something here.

kk

He is good at disposing of weed if the cops show up/pull you over.

I'm expecting a heavy flow in season 2.

A quick google brought up some bad reviews of Shomi, but as you know the internet is the middle school bathroom of reliable information.

I hate that Netflix has banned VPNs.

Nailed it.

I too mastur…enjoy Cillian Murphy.

Jeez, I bet you're a blast at orgies. Resetting the timeline is a pretty safe, effective, and cheap contraceptive.

Jeff announced the return on Fb, so it would appear he's in.