The Greeks rocked some sexy beards too, so that would be acceptable albeit too European for my tastes.

I remember the cover in video stores in the 80s, but I don't think my mom would've let me rent it. Specifically: http://dailygrindhouse.com/…

"You learn to love the rope" is some chilling shit. I'm watching it on youtube, if any of y'all are trying to find it online.

I suggest you date a man with a suitable Mesopotamian beard.

OMG, Spanish girls, right?

This is why I dislike women: terrible beards

What!? Stop blowing my mind, bro.

I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be Katya, but it's like the season was cut short and a lot of threads were left hanging.

Yes, more sex and violence, please. Though I think you're getting less Russell sex because of the bun in her oven.

But have you seen The Matador?

I think Reed should hire a few writers to help him out. As much as he loves his baby, and the first three seasons were amazing, I think he needs some fresh ideas from outside his head.

Pretty sure the impostor was Katya.

The Viking?

Nobody watches Survivor? I mean, it started it all.

Don't mess with the Elizabeth.

She's retired.

*Sploosh!*

I was in NYC for a conference last week, and I'm glad no one called me a rube, because I would've had to kick some ass.

You can have that if Pastor Tim gets immolated to the old gods of this continent.

Paige will be an ER doc working 60 hours a week and come to do the dishes and clean the house while he plays video games, smokes pot, and watches porn all day.