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I don't want ABC to revive. Rather, I'd want them to finally adapt some form of Crystal Maze/Fort Boyard.

Yes, who can forget that famous Beatitude, "Blessed are the strong and powerful: for they will conquer the Earth and vaginas."

I hope you at least read the footnotes, which were the best, most unhinged parts:

The original title was, "Have you any idea how it feels to be a Manbot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?"

An absolute legend and animation royalty. I grew up in the '90s, but June Foray was still one of the first voice actors I knew by name and voice. I'm saddened by her death, but the wonderful legacy she leaves behind will always bring a smile to my face.

Sony had some creative control, but it was still primarily a Marvel Studios production.

My hyper-specific complaint is that the Staten Island Ferry hasn't allowed cars since after 9/11. That said, Spider-Man going to great lengths to catch the departing ferry was accurate.

So what are the chances that Marvel are crazy enough to adapt Spider-Verse for one of the sequels? It'd be a great way to give a proper send off to both Tobey and Andrew, and we could get Emma Stone back as Spider-Gwen. Plus, it's Spider-Ham's time to shine!

Wait, LaToya has been going to PWG shows all this time and I've never noticed her?! Time to add her to my list of people I love to spot, including Drunk Doctor Who, Random UFC Female, and my personal favorite, Terminator Hands.

I felt like an idiot. The prosthetics looked really weird from the start, but I just assumed it was the look they were going for. It didn't hit me that it was Simm until he started interacting with Missy.

I'm thinking that Simm and Gomez end up killing each other so that we see Simm's regeneration into Gomez, and Gomez's regeneration into a new Master. Missy gets a bit of redemption while still going out with one final murder.

It was like America's Got Talent with stupider acts and no sob stories. The banana thing was hilariously disgusting, but the absurdity of Ken Jeong gonging an Asian duo singing the country song, "Never Gong an Asian," was the highlight of the night.

I'm really looking forward to seeing Crystal Maze, despite the first few eps apparently being celebrity specials. Then again, I'm from the US so they're all nobodies to me anyway! The new tracksuits look appropriately hideous, and I'm glad that the original maze designer is back. I just hope it does well enough for an

Kathleen Kennedy: Here's some money, go direct a Star War.

For a second I thought you were talking about the panels where Wolverine is forced through multiple stories of a building. The funny thing is that Captain America: Civil War kind of adapted it with Vision, so I think I can safely say that Civil War was more faithful to the Dark Phoenix story than this movie will be.

Everyone will have gigantic 90s hair.

Yup, I bet Lilandra shows up to vomit the Phoenix backstory and have her Imperial Guard try to kill Jean. But Lilandra is pointless if we don't get to see the X-Men fighting for her first.

My biggest disappointment of the season was that we didn't get to see Brandon. I don't care if they have to shoehorn him in for no reason, I just like looking at him.

I want Elisabeth Rohm to say, "Is this because I'm a lesbian?" every time she loses.

Thanks, I loved And Then There Were None, and I just realized I could add Acorn as a free trial on my Amazon Prime, so I'll be sure to check it out.