Thanks. My main intent wasn't really to lose my virginity, but to find a gay dude who I could actually talk to. Having great sexual chemistry with a guy I really like is just a bonus. Now I eagerly await finding out he's a serial killer or something.

I'd like to think it's mostly psychological. After all, we piss from our dicks/mulvas yet we still go down on them. Not gonna lie, though, my boyfriend(?) loves to kiss and shove his fingers in my mouth after playing with me, and my mouth tasted like ass all weekend. I think I'm gonna have to bring a toothbrush with…

Yeah, my dude always has some sort of stubble, but I love the way it feels. The only weird thing is finding facial hair in weird places later on.

I recently got to try a lot of stuff that I had only seen in porn before. It turns out certain things are much hotter looking at than doing/having done to you. Rimming is the reverse, where it looks awful, but feels amazing.

Hello! Fairly recent lurker to Savage Dik, too embarrassed to really delve into my sex life because I've literally had none. The fact is, I hadn't ever had relations. I was a virgin. Due to a combination of being gay, supreme religiosity, sex-drive-killing antidepressants, and general social anxiety, I somehow avoided…

Yeah, I just looked up Tetraphobia on Wikipedia and it's pretty fascinating the lengths they'll go to avoid the number 4.

Definitely back on the right track after a couple of generic episodes. Biggest laugh of the night was the guidance counselor trying to give the sharing clam to the CPS worker. Also loved all of the jokes at Scottie Pippen's expense. I wonder if they tried to get Shaq first?

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I've lost the will to live.

Sunday afternoon? This is the best part of the week! It's the longest possible time before more Simpsons Classic reviews!

Happy Space Easter. Did Zombie Jesus rise again?

June Foray is a national treasure, you bastard!

You can't just say how you feel! That makes me feel angry!

Idiotking: Some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say the twinks are robbing the grave.

Oh, dear, you're in for a treat when Jurassic Bark comes.

I do the same exact thing! The second I saw that picture I told my brother, "Oh my god, that is so horrifyingly humiliating that he must have pulled it from real life."

For once I'd like to see a couple go through with the vasectomy because, "Fuck no, we don't want any more of these damn annoying kids." I feel like I've seen that at least once, but usually it's the same old "Aww, we might want to have cute kids again some day."

Are you saying that Mike Vago ate the Stan Lee gimmick commenter, and he's in his stomach right now?

I was looking through the original announcements, and they actually mention that Defenders will be a "mini-series event," so it may not even be a full 13-episode season.

So is it Daredevil and Jessica Jones this year, then Luke Cage and Iron Fist next year, and Defenders in 2017? But I want it all now!

A lot of alluring alliteration in that article.