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It also didn't hurt Belushi or Farley's waistlines that they were also big drinkers. If they did have a decreased appetite for food, they were probably drinking way more than their share of calories.

I've always blamed Calvin Schradi and Bob Stanley more than Buckner, but I'm not a Red Sox fan so I can look at it more objectively. I just hated the 86 Mets with a passion.

That's why I loved when Stevie Johnson of the Bills blamed God in a post game interview after dropping a game winning touchdown against the Steelers a few years ago.

Fuck You Jobu…..I do it myself.

I'm interested in your reasoning on two points here:
1) How would "The Watchmen" have turned out differently if The Comedian were gay.  Does he rape Night Owl instead of Silk Specter?  Does he cold-bloodedly shoot a Vietnamese male lover?  How would his sexuality have affected the end game?
2) Are you trying the say

Who would have the lowest RPG stats?  My vote would be for either Rusty or Pete White.

I don't think sexuality has anything to do with the difference between the two characters.  The Comedian was always a sociopath (the rape of Silk Specter happened way before he stopped giving a shit after Vietnam), he just would have been a gay sociopath.  Shore Leave doesn't seem to enjoy killing for killing sake,

Rusty has it figured out as well, he is too much of a slacker to do anything about his situation. He knows he's in no real danger from his enemies because he knows the rules put in safeguards that make it all play fighting. He is the show's most static character.  While most of the other characters have changed,

I would sacrifice the lack of special effect budget for the ability to correctly pace a "Dark Tower" series.  Also, could someone either remake "The Stand" properly or make a special edition DVD where Molly Ringwald is CGI'ed out.

Where's your imagination?  Start a separate line for the balls to your right.  No need to end up with dry balls.

Because the American version ran longer, they had to give Michael Scott more of a heart.  The audience could not have endured the total asshole boss for very long.  David Brent, however, was way more of asshole because it seemed like he wanted to be popular, not necessarily loved as a person. He wanted women to want

Now every time my wife and I see a Benihana type Japanese restaurant, one of us will inevitably say "Look, it's an Asian Hooters".

I have to laugh every time I see Iggy Pop in a Chrysler commercial waiting to get his limited edition John Varvatos designed car that he bought with the money he got from selling "Lust for Life" to Carnival Cruise line.  That's Punk Rock for ya.

The problem is that she is now too expensive for TV but not a top of the line box office draw.  She's in an actress limbo making a lot of money.

Jim didn't seem like the type to initiate friendships, but being a lifetime Scranton resident, he probably still has friends he grew up with or went to high school with that he still sees. 
As to inviting all the work people, I'm sure he really only wanted Pam there but it would look really bad if she was the only one

You should have told them you were serving PBR, those hipsters would have come running.

You're just taking the word "cringe" too literally.  My reaction to scenes like this is to either hit mute, fast forward if watching a recording, or change channels, but I never literally "cringe".

A lot of what Jim did and said during that season is kind of creepy in retrospect.  Dumping Amy Adams on the Booze Cruise was the best example of this.  Yeah, Jim realized that she was nothing more than a grown up cheerleader and the female equivalent of Roy, but as long as she wasn't full out psycho, why not continue

Also, the prize for winning a deuce to seven lowball WSOP tourney would not be "life changing money" due to the relatively low number of players.  He would have won something in the ballpark of 150-300K which after taxes could have bought a decent house and a car, but not the type of ,money to quit your job. 

Save half the time and watch an episode of Burn Notice if you want something mildly mediocre to watch while high on NyQuil on a Saturday afternoon,  If your still awake, I hear Royal Pains is passable.