It still doesn't unbang your mom.

Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

What about?
Dr. Girlfriend and The Monarch

In porn the male actors are the avatars of the male viewer. To have a regular looking guy (or even ugly in the case of The Hedgehog Ron Jeremy) who has a magnum dong and can get hard on demand makes it easier for the viewer to put himself in that role.
Also, the most important skill porn actors have is to be able to…

They do have to do a better job of alerting the streaming customers of what has just become available; if it wasn't for the AV Club and the forums i would'nt have know that they had just put on Mad Men or Winter's Bone. (Also, thanks Netflix for putting all of the Mad Men episodes on now that I have all four seasons…