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We'll see. I just can't believe that THIS is the final season. It feels like just another season. Having said that, at least prior seasons had some sort of urgency. Even season 6, which was awful, had its moments of strong urgency and drama. I think there's still another person linked to the brain surgeon. It might be

I can't wait for the spin offs "The Adventures of Fuckety Fuck Fuck," and "Batista's Iron Kitchen."

I like it. If Mathews reveals that Dexter has been some sort of government experiment to bring killers to justice, I'd buy that. I just don't see it happening. The writers aren't that slick.

Meh. It's too late in the season. I don't think the reveal will be anything clever or interesting.

I can't imagine why you'd hate Fuckety Fuck Fuck. Her fucking character is so fucking vital to the fucking story. Check this out, she knows all of this stuff about Dexter. He's a murderer, a liar, a manipulator, etc. Yet, Fuckety Fuck Fuck is going to turn on him now because of Hannah?? HUH?

Really? Are you watching the same show as the rest of us?

Deb walks into the Cassey crime scene.

That's about the shape of it. Oh, and his x-girlfriend (who was also with Batista) that kidnapped his step kids and left them in a burning building… she just disappeared.

Dexter secretly marry's Batista's sister (whatever her name is) because she's such a good babysitter. This sets Batista off on a killing spree. He does us all a huge favor by killing Quinn and Fuckety Fuck Fuck. The final scene ends with Batista suffocating Dexter with his hat.

The Long and Winding Road
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Last week I had to stop myself from turning it off. This week I fell asleep on it twice. Am I going to rewatch it? HELL NO!! I just read the review instead. Quicker. Easier. This show is a complete boring mess.

Don't forget American Horror Story. What a pile of $hit.

Listen, you can watch these episodes and find a billion inconsistencies. What you pointed out just scratched the surface of a much larger issue with this show. The writers just don't care anymore. The characters are SO dumb, and only Dexter matters. Even his sister, who was smart and logical up until this season, is

Sorry, I meant ducts. Tough crowd.

I liked him the first season he appeared. Season 3 maybe?

Right. I totally resent the way Harry is irrelevant due to the emergence of Vogel. So, is Dexter now going to see ghost Vogel and living Vogel? That would make for interesting T.V. "Wait, are you really here?"

Well, you're slightly off there bud. No one really cares about Quinn. Period.

At first I just thought he was a cheap replacement for a really great character (Doakes). However, with each passing year I've grown to hate him more and more. I don't know why either. He just annoys me. Oh, and the fact that he's had no significant impact on any storyline outside of the Trinity ordeal (with his

The bat wing scooped him up. He recently had autopilot installed. I'm SO pissed they cut that scene out this week.

But then why would she emerge and reach out to Dexter if she's the killer? I don't get it.