I'm about two-thirds of the way through Doctor Sleep and while the story isn't bad, what's supposed to be scary about it? King should really start drinking again if that's what made his early books frightening.

Fudge Packers?

That's Ben Foster as Angel, not Brian.

This is that thing that I'm from!

CUT MY FART INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REFART
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FART IF I CUT MY OWN CHEESES

Screen Crush has a breakdown but it's incomplete.

I never thought about Betsy Brandt's tits before this episode and now I can't think of anything else.

Jabba the Huell?

I am twelve and what is this

Michael Parks, playing God? The title should be Parks and Re-Creation.

Just fucking stop not shaving so much.

@avclub-ff6023e3011fc2f3d90eb466c0d428a3:disqus In what way is Watchmen obscure? Especially when this very site covered it about a month ago.

I'm in a place where I don't know where I am. Did anyone see the movie Tron?

You could put it in your brownie.

Who would want to R her?

Better yet, Danny Trejo.

Holding his side?? Yeah, I saw him holding his several bloody gunshot chest wounds…

"No lie, I sometimes fantasize about being laid [by] a
minor, … like a college
student…" -Tasha Robinson

The A.V. Club:
How did I get here?
My God, what have I done?!

Genuinely looking forward to the 5th installments of Pirates and Terminator is worse than defending Daredevil.