"This lawsuit is…preserving the integrity…of a man who has spent years…hard at … the position of one…,” said lawyer "Willie" Gary.

Maris?

Come on people, this deserves more likes. It works on so many levels! Just like a Portal Gun!

I guess Ghost Dad doesn't count as a "person" or "getting hit" but I still wanted to see that scene.

Thanks for warning me about half the video's jokes in the description! I didn't run the risk of startled snickering!

I love me some Spielberg but Lincoln was fucking boring.

Wait, Keith was Bill Clinton's body double? Doesn't that mean we've all seen his penis? Why is nobody talking about this??

Wait, Keith was Bill Clinton's body double? Doesn't that mean we've all seen his penis? Why is nobody talking about this??

So it finally comes to Netflix RIGHT after I bought seasons 1-5 on DVD…
Where is a good place to sell some unopened DVDs for close to retail price?

So it finally comes to Netflix RIGHT after I bought seasons 1-5 on DVD…
Where is a good place to sell some unopened DVDs for close to retail price?

I think you meant "Libyans. I hate these guys."

I think you meant "Libyans. I hate these guys."

'80s Robot has mixed up his movie references again…

'80s Robot has mixed up his movie references again…

Ancient Chinese secret, huh??

Ancient Chinese secret, huh??

The Ugha word for gold translates as "treasure."

The Ugha word for gold translates as "treasure."

It's just not the same without dancing fraggles.

It's just not the same without dancing fraggles.