We can do it you guys! In fact, I'm chatting with my district leader right now about Modern Warfare! I don't think he realizes it's a TV episode though because he keeps talking about killing "towel heads"!

He's arguably the most famous person to have attended my high school, followed by Casey Wilson. Fun fact: Remember the Titans got almost everything wrong about T.C. Williams.

Taken down by Sean O'Neal? I feel like I'm part of the family now!
Which is also what she said.

It was generous of you to assume that I still have a wife, thanks for bringing HER up again.

I'm sorry, the correct response was "Badger? I hardly know 'er."

We have a winner!

You're crazy, Sims. I'll agree that the cold open and Target Lady were pretty bad, but everything else contained actual laughs. To me this was the best episode of the season.

Director Tomas Alfredson tries his hand at the spy thriller in this nimble adaptation of John le Carré’s novel.

Director Mike Mitchell tries his hand at a mix of animation and live action in this nimble adaptation of Ross Bagdasarian Sr.'s novelty record series.

Director Guy Ritchie tries his hand at sequels in this nimble adaptation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's book series.

Director Brad Bird tries his hand at live-action in this nimble adaptation of Bruce Gellar's TV series.

Director David Fincher tries his hand at a rape revenge thriller in this nimble adaptation of Stieg Larsson's book series.

That, I just can't take.

Don Salamanca, can you help them test the myth that a wheelchair bomb can fry half of a drug lord's face while leaving him alive long enough to adjust his tie?

Don't bring poor Patrice into this.

Did Jimmy say her name as Michelle BACH?

I hear the newest puppet will teach the kiddies about CANCERAIDS.

I came here for an AV Club review, and seemed to have read a TWoP recap… Or did I just rewatch the episode in the form of text?

Because Kat Dennings is fucking stacked?

Anyone who thinks Conan's not funny outside the studio loses credibility with me and shouldn't be reviewing the show.