Hey-oh!

Is it still called fapping when a girl does it?

In that case, I have a few things to say about Ryan Gosling that I've been keeping to myself. 

Also, HBO Go is the best invention ever. 

As long as Game of Thrones doesn't lose a lot of viewers (which seems extremely unlikely), it will continue to be a staple on HBO.  There are currently 5 books already written, with two on the way.  And, given how long a Storm of Swords is, the talk is that it will be split into two seasons.  A Dance With Dragons is…

This guy also has a traveling harem that is obviously made up of non-believers (one of them is even a Mormon!).  I don't think he's the most devout Muslim.

No Robin Williams love for Good Will Hunting?

In all seriousness, I feel like South Park either already has, or could potentially make something funny about all of the above.

So what would be the equivalent of Goose dying?

Liberal doucher.

You could never be a dinosaur!  You're a human!

It's not too bad.

Yeah, I went to a Mitt Romney rally back in '08 and the volunteers working the doors were these gorgeous girls who were all dressed up nice and obviously Mormons.  Considered converting for a second.

I've laughed more at this season than I have since season 4.  I don't know what it is, maybe I'm just in a good mood after Community and Parks and Rec.

And I wonder what that says about me when I got three different texts after that line from people saying something along the lines of, "Game of Thrones!  Ben is you!"

No comments on the shot of the lovely Charlize Theron cleavage in the black dress?

Pleasantly plump.

I'm sorry, but I laughed the hardest at Senor Slidenstein than I laughed all of last night, and probably more than I've ever laughed at anything on The Office before.

I thought last night's was at the very least better than last week's.  That was probably the least funny scene in the history of this show.

More Casino Royale.  Less Quantum of Solace.