"They just should have gotten young Eddie Murphy" would solve a lot of problems.

Paint by number biopics are quickly becoming my most hated genre of cinema.

Salty Joe > George Peppard

This is outrageous and offensive. I'm never listening to his music again. What songs does he do? He is a musician right?

What ever happened to the caption contests? This would have won for sure.

Thanks Yoda

Aguirre 2, the Wrath of Godzilla

Maybe the reason that there isn't as many women written into screenplays is because the screenwriters don't know how to write women. If only they realized how easy it was. All you have to do is think of a man and take away all reason and accountability.

No women in Moby Dick? What about Mrs. Hussey? She even has multiple lines of dialog. In the first 100 pages no less. Looks like someone didn't actually read the book.

I hope Firth plays the 9 year old girl

Let's kick his ass!

I don't know why people think they can continue covering Baby It's Cold Outside after Tom Jones.

They're MINERALS!

No wonder his website looked the way it did for so long. They should have just left it the way it was for shits and giggles, like the Space Jam site.

But he does have a Coen directed Best Picture winner.

They disproved that on Mythbusters

O'Neal he didn't!

Let's kick his ass!

Drunk…I'm Drunk!

"Take your ass to the barber shop