and av club comment section monitors….delete this if you must, but i just had to say it.

i'm sorry, but
what shitty music.

speaking of longevity, i happened to glance at some morning news feed and caught a glance of dick cheney. apparently the guy has lost about four hundred pounds and now has a machine installed in his chest to keep his heart going.

speaking of ewoks.

my students recently told me about a video of a kid who split his head in half after missing a jump and hitting a concrete block. that was gnarly.

smudge?

whatever blur is going to do, it doesn't look like the dude on the far left was told about it. i don't think he knows where he is.

seriously, i thought piers morgan was a bank or something.

orange you being a little judgmental?

he better not kill himself. what the hell is the world gonna do with all that extra fake tanning shit?

if by making this analogy you're saying that english departments are awesome, then my department and i wholeheartedly agree.

watch it, dick! star man means business. i saw him get his head gnawed on by the amazon once and star man got up and gave him the old somersault kick and whupped him good!

went to see voyage of the dawn treader. would have been ok had it not been for the brat teenagers and the fact that the top 1/7 of the screen was being blocked by something on the projector. i swear…we have the crappiest theater in the state.

*fart*

duuuuude. what the fuck am i supposed to do with these advanced screening tickets?

your subtle use of red is exquisite.

what does one use to measure cuteness?

i'm lost…
what happened to hall?

does this make the viable targets for star whackers now?

you had me at 'retool'