hairy rodent fight!

i blame matt lauer for global warming.

for a good laugh, look up 'wizard people, dear reader.'

we talkin BR or human centipede?

yeah….i just had a rough 5th period with sophomores.

so o'neal whacked jackson? who hasn't whacked jackson?

old-timey bicycles with the big wheel in front and the little wheel in back?

the cafeteria at the high school i work at just got 3 flat-panel tv's. other than the fact that one of them could have been used in the faculty lounge, can you guess what channel all three of them are on? fox news.

now they just have parts of speech dice. toss 'em up and see what goes down.

you accidentally put the word 'not' in there.

the in the class i teach cask, i always compare the ending to the scene in silence of the lambs with the chick in the pit who starts screaming when she sees the broken nails in the dirt and buffalo bill reacts by just screaming right back at her. they both keep screaming at each other for about a minute.

thar she blows!

well, to make an excuse, we don't have cable and the one channel we used to get with our antenna we lost with the switch to digital. we watch big bang theory via checking it out from the local library; mainly because i saw the first season sitting on the shelf while browsing and thought it looked fun and interesting -…

they might be lazy puns and obvious jokes, but they're still funny.

wha' happened?

*raises hand for big bang theory

his failure is in your hands, dude.

not gonna do it not gonna do it not gonna do not gonn….

i think you're confusing harry potter with the biden/palin debate of the last election.

what? the owl is staring a retarded guy, too? does he know it?