On the topic of music released by artists/bands that are no longer relevant, Ratt released a new album back in 2010.  Go figure.

@avclub-b750f74544cb00c138079607276995e9:disqus Freebird sucks.  And I live in the South.

perhaps ABORT?

Gotta change it up every now and then, apparently.  Variety is the spice of life, you know.

but you can…tuba piano?

*sharts*

Dongtor,  dongtor, gimme the news…

Who?

No need for small favors…

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus As long as it's Woodford, Knob Creek, or any 10+ year single malt.

In all honesty, it isn't hard at all to imagine fox headlines, as it simply requires one to turn off their capacity for rational thought and sink to the lowest common denominator.

I see what you did there, and I like it!

That was great.  He punches himself out, and kills Andy!

Her?

This is easily the best interview I've read in the last six months.  I'm sure there's editing and whatnot involved but it flows nearly seamlessly and seems at times more like a conversation between friends, catching up on the last several years, than an out and out interview.  Great…

This was an unnecessary visual.  Urgh.

Clearly didn't help enough.

A certain competition show about taxidermy that has been advertized all over the AVClub comes to mind…

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus The Zippers were the best, for sure.  Unfortunately they also released Andrew Bird upon us, whose music I keep thinking I should like but instead just makes me want to stick ice picks in my ears.

This is why there are paper bags…