She wouldn't ask for it if she didn't like it!

Needs more…Banjo?

DON'T BRING ME DOWN.

Being a dickless, one-balled wonder is something that my mom would appreciate.  Mainly for the comedic aspects of such an encounter.

duh.

I actually thought it was surprisingly good the first time I watched it and upon the second time around i realized I should have seen most of those jokes coming.  It's good, but doesn't hold up for me like I thought it would.

Wikipedia says budget of $28 million, grossed $60 million.  Not so sure about that "comedy staple" part, although I recall "blue steel" being a random thing among a random group of friends ten years ago.

I had no interest in this movie until Bowie showed up.  Then I started enjoying it, and actually laughed once or twice.

I had no interest in this movie until Bowie showed up.  Then I started enjoying it, and actually laughed once or twice.

Tyler Perry would like a word with you.

@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus surprised running out of cookies isn't a fetish for you.

I WIN!!!

Duh.

Yes, it's.

I can't recommend Joe R. Lansdale enough.  Been reading his stories since the early '90s, and used to have a couple collections that I loaned out and never got back.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Who doesn't?

I'm going to refer to my cooks as a "pantry of idiots" from now on.  Can't believe I never thought of that.

"Milk" and "nose" don't mean what you think they mean.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus repeatedly falls for it, time and time again.