Frankly
Much better than the previous, overrated episode, which took FNL's tendency towards the maudlin to a new level.

I think it's safe to say that Weston is the most compelling character SoA has managed so far. And there's of course no reason to assume they could do better, since it was almost certainly a fluke.

I didn't so much "predict" it as identify that the show already sucked…

Too logical compared to what—Schizophrenia?

No need to be so literal, but at least we agree on the show's quality.

Yes, and dogs enjoy eating shit, but at least they don't feel compelled to defend their habit online.

Yeah I know. Still pretty goddamn (in)convenient though.

And you think I'm a snob because I dislike this monument to artistic vanity??

Sorry that I used the word to convey a colloquial meaning that EVERYONE understands. I know language isn't supposed to be a vehicle for meaning or anything.

One thing I didn't mention in my review was how blatantly Zoebelle's escape seemed ripped off from The Wire.

Pretty accurate OP except for the delusion that the preceding episodes were good.

Episode Grade: F
A few moderately gratifying action sequences more than offset by a monstrously unsatisfying "climax" fueled by the most outrageous contrivance imaginable.

Feds blah blah
What is with the FX Network and this fiction that the federal government can just absolve people of state crimes?

Christ on a Fucking Cracker
Just kill him already!

Sure. Hopefully a surprise though, and not a "surprise," like Opie's wife getting shot.

I seriously doubt that their being arrested can be part of Jax's "plan" unless there is some serious retconning like with Gemma's motivations for keeping her secret.

But not the errors of threatening to kill him and then letting him go? There is seriously some pathology at work amongst you people.

The Good & Bad, Briefly
Good: Something interesting finally happens.

I just told you how to review objectively. And yeah, Sons is a great example of a show that objectively sucks.

On the contrary, they would be better off not posting a grade and just rambling on about their baseless opinions.