Do whatever you like. I will be too busy working on my vision board to watch this show.

I hope you plucked it first! Nothing worse than down in your mouth. There is an oral sex joke in there somewhere.

Ooh, where should I go for the REAL backlash??

I've now seen both seasons and these two episodes and this show just rings completely false to me for the following reasons:

Rush is the most unintentionally hilarious band ever to exist. 2112 is the musical equivalent of Plan 9 + The Room + Miami Connection all in one.

Whenever Guy Picciotto sings, I pretend it's Doug as acted by Michael Showalter from The State.

Yes, I know this is politically correct, but it comes to you spiritually direct. An attempt to change your way of thinking:

War is a great album.  Everything after that album is kinda meh.  Never was crazy about Joshua Tree or Achtung Baby.  If I recall correctly, Boy and October are good.

And in between was Clouds Taste Metallic, their best album.  People, before you cast judgment on Flaming Lips, please listen to this album.  Pretty please with sugar on top.

Here's to getting hitched, Space Ghost.

Nobody ever mentions Whammy Kiss.  In my opinion, their best song.

I thought hobo dicks were supposed to be pretty clean.

I'll take 3EB over Matchbox 20 any day.  Although I like that one Matchbox song about that guy wishing the real world would stop hassling him.  Jumper is great, although I can see why someone wouldn't like it.  I'm listening to it now.

Does he have to keep playing up the whole "nerd" thing? It detracts from the insane millionaire thing.  And making references to pop culture is not funny unless there is actually a joke to go along with it.  Just dropping a Doctor Who reference or Watership Down reference for no reason is a little cloying to me.  And…

Anyone remember 1989's The Wizard?  It was a two-hour Nintendo ad.  Here's Ebert's one-star review:

Layers.  Very flamboyant layers.

How about "hamsterfried"?  It sort of works, but the portions are too small.

Wow…OK, calm down.  All I'm saying is she is 14 years old already.  She's in high school.  She is not stupid.  She has some idea of what kind of guy her dad is.  I know she would be upset, but she's never been close to her dad in the first place.  Yes, they stuffed in that line at the beginning of the episode about…

Episode felt a little hamfisted.  Not sure I bought how upset Sally was at catching her Dad in the throes.  I thought she'd be a little more composed/jaded about it.  Also upset that Pete didn't inhale any vapes this time.  And Don is just an idiot if he thinks that little door speech is all he needs to tell Sally…

Hey, a hole is a hole.