I'm guessing it's more like Season 4 of Buffy where the plot wrapped up in the second-to-last episode and the finale was just used for Whedon to indulge in trippiness.

When I jumped off a building I ended up here in 2009. Damn, I miss 2045.

I don't get it.
I didn't like the pilot, but I've kept coming back for four weeks because usually when there's this much love for a show on the AV Club it's a show I really enjoy. I thought maybe I was missing something.

Actually in Bejar's case it would be a "Canadian British Accent".

The only good part about that show is when the midget devil jumps out and screams at the contestants.

What was in the LAC movie that wasn't in the book? I don't remember there being anything from Ellroy's other novels in it.

Also, I think Victor's name undercover isn't Victor, it's Anton.

I gather that the first round of Decider cities were the cities where the Onion/AV Club were already being distributed in print.

If you make it on the show just pray you don't end up playing a 33-time champ:

She was the drunk friend in "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" as well.

$10 million per season, not per episode.

Since I didn't recognize the lady that Cherry hit in the grocery store, I was kinda hoping it would turn out that she wasn't an ATF agent at all and Cherry accidentally scrapped some accountant.

I know people who have seen this movie upwards of 50 times. It definitely has a cult.

That was acting? I just assumed it was Yvonne Strahovski's ten-year-old home movie.

Ah, gotcha. In the age of DVR I can never remember what shows are on which networks.

I'm not ashamed to say Chuck is my favorite current show, even over the two you mentioned. It's breezy and fun and has characters that I care about.

That's the best obscure Faulkner reference I've ever seen in a comment on a Heroes blog.

new AVClub Catch Phrase
I hereby decree that AV Club writers must stop using the phrase "Magical Negro" and instead refer to this common archetype as "Mista African Ee-Sock!"

My guess is that he stopped time and got some fake blood and a trick sword from a magician's shop.

Chase pulling that bezoar out was the coolest thing to happen on this show since House pulled the tapeworm out of the girl who felt no pain. More weird stuff getting surgically removed from people, House writers!