I decided to give this one a watch, having not seen the first episodes or heard one word of critique. I must admit this show is absolutely a mess, a terribly-written, ridiculously contrived piece of drivel.

Um… what?

Please use appropriate apostrophes.

Netflix is quickly becoming the most hilarious company in the US Corporatosphere. I'm not reactivating my streaming account, because that's what they want me to do. But I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Mr. Hastings, sorta like I feel sorry for Bono, with the Spiderman debacle and all.

I think they should play the entire Residents album "Eskimo" while a loop of a burning candle morphs repeatedly into a sand timer slowly emptying, revealing a miniature army man. With brief flashes of live human birth, of course. 

Fold Your Hands Say Meh… amirite?

*spit take*

*spit take*

Do you need to be angry to like this? I guess I'm not angry enough… and I'm angry.

It was God's butt.

I've been married to a Dutch woman for 7 years and, sadly, I can't disagree with you.

New comments format sucks says I.

I have to say there's nothing about the new comments changes that I like at all. This sucks.