Pathetic? You have you own sitcom directed by a non-union mexican porn director! Alright, when I say it like this it does sound pretty pathetic.

Oh people saying this made me so mad back in the days. I'm not nostalgic of those guys, I tell you that.

You're all making me very scared right now.

HE'S HIDING ALIENS IN HIS BASEMENT I'VE SEEN THE TAPES I'VE READ THE FILES

I'm always here, in your heart, in the eyes of a child, in a bad Depardieu pun…

More like alcohoDIK amIright? No? I hate you, Tity.

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I got drunk last time and confused mine with toilet paper.

*Dikachu's "nose" is replaced with a CGI walkie-talkie*

OH GOD! GET ME MY WHITE FLAG I SURRENDER THIS IS AWFUL!

Oh hi doggy!

When you came back from vacation, I listened to Back in Blake.

How am I supposed to get an award now that you're gone?!

I did that joke to you months ago on Twitter!

Sweet, I was about to ask how your date went haha

We finally found the name of our podcast!

TITY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Snobs"?! *wakes up from faint, adjusts monocle*

I really need to move to Paris, Texas.

Dick or Chew.