Wait a minute… Pikachu doesn't have a Pokéball, you fake! GET HIM!

I imagine Pikachu's voice everytime. "Dika! Dika! Dikachuuuu!" That's why I never understand what the hell he's talking about.

Oh I know, I just love this old urban legend so much…

It's like Debbouze 101.

I would pay with my own blood to see that.

Sellers es bueno… Spielbergo y French Accent es MUY bueno.

Spoiler Alert: I will play the Panther AND Clouseau. Peter Sellers ain't got nothing on me!

Winter is sueing.

Maybe it's FINALLY time to wake up Robot-Walt! Hide your jews, people.

Did I ever tell you that I'm the one who wrote Ratatouille? The rat was supposed to be played by Sarkozy aaaaand I'm drunk again.

Pinkman sure is good looking for a meth addict!

*says nothing, twirls moustache*

Nice to see they can still shave during the Zombie Apocalypse. You don't want to look too hairy when you get eaten.

One day we will cross the ocean together and we will salute Lady Liberty with our old style hats. I promise.

Loooove, exciting and new. Come Abooooard. We're expecting youuuuu.
Loooove, life's sweetest boner. Let it flow, it floats back to youuuuu.

Was it today? It's the Eiffel Tower's birthday today. Don't tell me you have anything to do with that piece of metal crap. Or you know… Joyeux anniversaire, I guess.

*ahem* It's Boner Cruise! *pirate theme song*

No comment about Natasha Leggero's perfection, odduck? I'm disappointed.

*Tom Hardy is having a 'Nam flashback*

Jon Hamm's John Ham